Family Circus

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys. - Doug Horton


Bumper Sticker

The only one on the back of a hatchback read like a Singles Ad:

I like poetry, long walks on the beach, poking dead things with a stick...

My almost five-year-old was alone in the car with me, and asked me why I was laughing so hard. I read it to Catie, and she started laughing. It was my turn to ask her why. When my daughter finally caught her breath, she declared, "Halie does that to dead bugs!"

Then we both had a good laugh.


Erin: 31, Emcee. Witty redhead, handy with a whip.

DH: 30, Strong Man. Comedian, defender of virtue.

Halie: 7, Chimpanzee. Pulls teeth, loves bananas.

Catie: 5, Leaping Lemur. Gentle and cuddly, loves grapes.

Rosie: 2, Cappuccin. Flings poo, loves carrots.

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