Family Circus

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys. - Doug Horton


Preschool Jokes

Maybe I need to get out more. I'm used to politely chuckling at my kids' attempts at humor. Today, my almost-five-year-old gave me a real joke, reason enough for a genuine laugh in response:

What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.

Heeheeheehee! The joys of watching three Mini-Me girls.


Erin: 31, Emcee. Witty redhead, handy with a whip.

DH: 30, Strong Man. Comedian, defender of virtue.

Halie: 7, Chimpanzee. Pulls teeth, loves bananas.

Catie: 5, Leaping Lemur. Gentle and cuddly, loves grapes.

Rosie: 2, Cappuccin. Flings poo, loves carrots.

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