Family Circus

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys. - Doug Horton


Breaking news on Halie's Pants

Halie's Grandma was able to repair the jeans that Halie nearly destroyed. You should have seen the look on her face when she saw them lying out for school this morning. "WOW! Grandma actually fixed them? Whoa." Grandma sewed the left leg back together using clear, plastic thread (it resembles fine fishing line), which is kind of scratchy against the skin. I agree with Grandma in hoping that Halie's sensitive skin gets irritated just enough to remind her to appreciate her clothes! I'll let you know.


Erin: 31, Emcee. Witty redhead, handy with a whip.

DH: 30, Strong Man. Comedian, defender of virtue.

Halie: 7, Chimpanzee. Pulls teeth, loves bananas.

Catie: 5, Leaping Lemur. Gentle and cuddly, loves grapes.

Rosie: 2, Cappuccin. Flings poo, loves carrots.

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