Family Circus

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys. - Doug Horton


My New Sign

In my dream last night, I created a ornately decorated sign to hang in my kitchen that read:

You have two choices for dinner.
1. Take it
2. Leave it.

I'm getting fed up with listening to my daughters try to 'negotiate' their meals.


Erin: 31, Emcee. Witty redhead, handy with a whip.

DH: 30, Strong Man. Comedian, defender of virtue.

Halie: 7, Chimpanzee. Pulls teeth, loves bananas.

Catie: 5, Leaping Lemur. Gentle and cuddly, loves grapes.

Rosie: 2, Cappuccin. Flings poo, loves carrots.

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