Family Circus

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys. - Doug Horton


Men's Rejection

DH read the list of top rejection statements that women give to men asking for a date. Number One was: "It's my week to pick up donuts for my Singles with STDs meeting."


Erin: 31, Emcee. Witty redhead, handy with a whip.

DH: 30, Strong Man. Comedian, defender of virtue.

Halie: 7, Chimpanzee. Pulls teeth, loves bananas.

Catie: 5, Leaping Lemur. Gentle and cuddly, loves grapes.

Rosie: 2, Cappuccin. Flings poo, loves carrots.

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