Family Circus

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys. - Doug Horton

Tuesday

I AM SO CONFUSED !!

With fair, freckled, Irish skin, I have always been pink. Never tan, despite my Italian and Cherokee ancestry. Full-on lobster red for those summers I spent slathering on Baby-Oil and baking under the glaring sun.(I know - what the heck was I thinking?!) I have a few fine lines around my eyes, thanks to those rebellious years. I did my best to correct some damage when I began using anti-aging treatments as a teen. Now I'm 31, and suddenly I'm battling pimples. I feel like Nancy Kerrigan pleading, "Why?" Now, it seems I have a choice between Stridex or Ponds. Was I wrong to expect that there would be even a short span of time between fighting pimples and battling wrinkles? Even NBA Playoff teams get at least a day to rest between battles!

Have you noticed the Dallas Mavericks are doing? They won the playoff series with the San Antonio Spurs last night in game 7!

CAST & CREW

Erin: 31, Emcee. Witty redhead, handy with a whip.

DH: 30, Strong Man. Comedian, defender of virtue.

Halie: 7, Chimpanzee. Pulls teeth, loves bananas.

Catie: 5, Leaping Lemur. Gentle and cuddly, loves grapes.

Rosie: 2, Cappuccin. Flings poo, loves carrots.

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