Family Circus

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys. - Doug Horton

Thursday

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Things We Won't Be Taking to Las Vegas with Us:

1. Diapers.
2. The bar of soap we use to 'wash out' mouths.
3. Dishwashing gloves.
4. Jeans.
5. My bathing suit (still has an unrepaired hole in the knee).
6. Pale complexion (thank you, Mystic Tan)
7. Shoes with toes in them.
8. Bleach to clean up pooptastrophes.
9. Laundry
10. Food.
11. Columbian coffee.
12. Money we need to pay bills with.
13. Our daughters (We love you, Mom).

CAST & CREW

Erin: 31, Emcee. Witty redhead, handy with a whip.

DH: 30, Strong Man. Comedian, defender of virtue.

Halie: 7, Chimpanzee. Pulls teeth, loves bananas.

Catie: 5, Leaping Lemur. Gentle and cuddly, loves grapes.

Rosie: 2, Cappuccin. Flings poo, loves carrots.

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